So apparently the guys have banded together after reading my last post about engagement rings and have created something that will absolutely make you turn down their engagement offer, and NEVER mention sea foam green bridesmaids dresses ever again: The USB engagement ring.

“Oh honey, you keep dropping hints, so I finally broke down and bought it….the ring of our DREAMS” That’s right ladies, the men are playing dirty. What sane woman would accept an offer to link their data with another person’s ring?? Exactly. Well, I suppose when your biological clock is ticking and your mother, grandmother, and Aunt Susan are breathing down your neck to get married and pop out some kids, sanity goes right out the window….but still, no INSANE woman would accept this ring either. She’d be all schizo and upon seeing this ring, would totally snap out of it and start a woman’s lib movement….ha! Take THAT imaginary band of guys that are trying to wiggle out of marriage!

What was I talking about again? Oh yes, the stupidest ring ever created by man….I think that’s all there is to say about that.

[OhGizmo!]