3rd Graders Plot to Hurt Teacher
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
It is happening. Remember the Hello Kitty machine gun? WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE!!?? We must stop these children of the corn, and fast! It starts off as an innocent “Let’s handcuff our teacher and teach HER a lesson….with a knife…to the neck” and then before you know it, there are 8 year olds running the streets….with what you ask? WITH TERROR. That’s right. Their tiny eyes will be watching your every move….





