So you want a lip gloss that will let people know when you’re pissed off or feeling sassy? Well Too Faced anticipated this world wide phenomenon and created Mood Swing lip gloss which will show as different shades of pink depending on your body heat, pH levels and mood. I can’t wait to see the look on people’s faces as I go from “happy go lucky cotton candy pink” to “I want to murder you in your sleep you cheating SOB vibrant fuschia.” It’ll run you about $18.50, but just think of how much better a person you will be by telling the world to F-off with your lip color instead of your vocal chords.

[Too Faced]