What NOT to Wear This Spring (Just Because it’s Designer Doesn’t Make it Fabulous!)
March 3rd, 2008 |
The following designs come from reputable names such as Christian Dior, Versace, etc…so how can this go so horribly wrong???? Here are some striking examples of why people who spend the most on their wardrobe are not always the best dressed. |
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1. If your name is Helmi and you’re from Finland, you might wear this dress every year for the Heikki Lunta Winter Festival. For the rest of the world, it’s just called hideous. They could have stopped with the 1985 bridesmaid dress, but they really wanted to commit to this look of utter insanity with the red ruffly things in the hair. I’d go on, but when you throw up on your keyboard, it gets harder to type. |
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2. If the camel toe inducing pants with bulging pockets weren’t enough, there is the shirt with EIGHTY THOUSAND RUFFLES on it. Absolutely frick’n not. If I see you on the street and you’re wearing this, my normal “laissez faire” attitude will be replaced with a “kick you in the face and reproductive organs” attitude. You should not be allowed to procreate if you enjoy this outfit. |
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3. NO! No, no, no, not EVER. |
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4. “One day looking like a giant cotton candy flower is going to be in and you will be so jealous.” |
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5. If you weigh enough to start melding with the fabric of your couch, this might be a good look for you. The bed pan hat will even help prevent nasty infection from defecating on yourself daily during Maury Povich. For everyone else, let’s stick with clothes that aren’t sparkly mu-mu’s. Yes, even if they have giant flowers that could engulf an entire child on the bottom. |
Tags: Fashion, Spring, What Not to Wear
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