Step AWAY from the Dumbbells!
March 5th, 2008
I’m all for being fit and healthy, but this is taking it a little too far! When your arms start getting all Skelatorey, that is when you need to say “Ya know what? I think I’ll have a donut today and skip the 800 lb bicep curls.” Or you can do what I do, ignore the gym completely! If you want to shed a few pounds, it’s called throwing up*. Duh.
*If you take this statement seriously, you obviously have not seen Zoolander 80 times. Lighten up.
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Tags: Celebrity, Madonna, Muscles, Nell McAndrew, Photos, Pictures, Renee Zellweger, Sarah Jessica Parker, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson
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March 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
haha that last picture of Renee Z is ridiculous…her face is all tanned and polished, while her (scary) arms and legs are very, very pale.
March 6th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Nice! I’ve always wanted a woman who can bench press me
April 17th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I’m a huge fan of Madonna’s, and am always quick to come to her defense. I think this is the first photo of hers that’s truly shocked me — it almost made me sad.