We chicks receive a lot of crap for doing somewhat questionable things to our bodies. We get our eyelashes dyed, wax our bikini area (which hurts like a mofo by the way), wear shoes that hurt like hell and give us blisters…all in the name of beauty. Now we can turn the attention to the other sex, because I am pretty sure most women won’t be going out to get their eyeballs tattooed anytime soon…

Pauly Unstoppable in Canada had 40+ injections of blue ink put into his eyeball to turn it completely blue…

“I really have to emphasize again that the procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications, and that it should not be casually attempted…. Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it.”

Thanks Pauly, but this one doesn’t really need a disclaimer, it’s pretty much a no brainer! Now, I’m off to go tape up my feet so I’m able to walk in my heels tonight. Au revoir!

[Asylum]

A woman, no let me re-phrase that, a PREGNANT woman was hung in Papua New Guinea after her neighbor died. You know what their reasoning was? She was a sorceress! That explains everything!! Luckily, she was able to free herself, but in the process of struggling, gave birth to a healthy baby girl. Some might say that surviving a hanging and giving birth in the process confirms her witch-….ness? but I say, if someone was trying to kill me and my unborn child, you can count on me surviving that shiz.

[News.com]

I’m all for respecting the beliefs of others, but this is just plain batshit crazy.

DUBAI, FEBRUARY 21 - Mannequins should be beheaded: this is the directive issued by the authorities of Sharjah to all the clothing shops in the emirate. “The mannequins should be headless and the clothing in the window should respect the rules of decency, according to the religious principles,” stated a circular of Sharjah, one of the seven emirates which form the United Arab Emirates.

If you’re going to do anything to mannequins, give them some belly rolls or cellulite so I feel like a pretty princess by comparison and not a botox injected, plastic boobied woman striving for perfection like I am now….okay that’s a total lie, but if I didn’t have too much self esteem, I wouldn’t be the Brandy that we all know and love….or tolerate. Yeah, just barely tolerate seems to be the general consensus.

[Weasel Zippers]

Apparently the guy who made this Hello Kitty AR-15 has never seen Children of the Corn, and I’m going to go out on a limb and also guess that he’s preparing to take over the world with little girls manning his army…..be afraid, be super-wake-up-in-a-cold-sweat-every-night afraid. When I was a little girl, I would have done anything for candy and LipSmackers, and unfortunately for civilization, that includes taking over the world, as long as I get to use a super cute and cuddly automatic weapon. Good thing I had more important things to do when I was little….like price gouging at my kool-aid stand.

[Geekologie]