We chicks receive a lot of crap for doing somewhat questionable things to our bodies. We get our eyelashes dyed, wax our bikini area (which hurts like a mofo by the way), wear shoes that hurt like hell and give us blisters…all in the name of beauty. Now we can turn the attention to the other sex, because I am pretty sure most women won’t be going out to get their eyeballs tattooed anytime soon…

Pauly Unstoppable in Canada had 40+ injections of blue ink put into his eyeball to turn it completely blue…

“I really have to emphasize again that the procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications, and that it should not be casually attempted…. Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it.”

Thanks Pauly, but this one doesn’t really need a disclaimer, it’s pretty much a no brainer! Now, I’m off to go tape up my feet so I’m able to walk in my heels tonight. Au revoir!

[Asylum]

I heart tattoo’s. This is a shocking statement coming from someone whose voice sounds like Minnie Mouse and looks like I belong in a cutesy-wootsy dress at all times….but it’s true. I got my first when I was 15, my 2nd when I was 18 and I have waited until the tender age of 23 to get my third…it’s pretty sweet. I was in Cocoa Beach with a friend, and we decided that we needed to get a tattoo…RIGHT THIS SECOND…so we asked our server at Slow and Low BBQ (great fried dill pickles by the way) for the best tattoo place to go to in Cocoa Beach. She said, Endless Summer Tattoo…and thank God she did! (While we were getting ours done, some girl came in crying. She had gone to another place right by Ron Jon Surf Shop, and the guy decided that half way through, he didn’t feel like finishing her tattoo and kicked her out!! We almost went to that place, and I’m so glad we didn’t!!) The guys were really chill and patient, and they made us feel comfortable, which is important when you’re adding something to your body for life.

If you’re ever in Cocoa Beach, FL and decide that you want a tattoo, I highly recommend Endless Summer Tattoo, it was a great experience and now I have a gorgeous new tattoo…and not a half finished one. The guy that did mine was Jason Dorrier, and he didn’t yell at me once for flinching!

[Endless Summer Tattoo]