I’m all for being fit and healthy, but this is taking it a little too far! When your arms start getting all Skelatorey, that is when you need to say “Ya know what? I think I’ll have a donut today and skip the 800 lb bicep curls.” Or you can do what I do, ignore the gym completely! If you want to shed a few pounds, it’s called throwing up*. Duh.

*If you take this statement seriously, you obviously have not seen Zoolander 80 times. Lighten up.

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The LAPD is getting fed up with the wacky antics of HOllywood mental patients celebrities. The Chief says:

“What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.”

Yes, there are those stars that are stalked by the paps even when they’re trying to lead normal lives, but unfortunately, there are a small handful of attention whores who want that negative attention….and cause problems for everyone else by going about getting it. I say we all ignore the Britney’s, Paris’s and Lindsey’s and send them all some underwear and Antabuse. It’s called environmentally friendly…or social activism or something smart sounding.

[LA Observed]