We chicks receive a lot of crap for doing somewhat questionable things to our bodies. We get our eyelashes dyed, wax our bikini area (which hurts like a mofo by the way), wear shoes that hurt like hell and give us blisters…all in the name of beauty. Now we can turn the attention to the other sex, because I am pretty sure most women won’t be going out to get their eyeballs tattooed anytime soon…

Pauly Unstoppable in Canada had 40+ injections of blue ink put into his eyeball to turn it completely blue…

“I really have to emphasize again that the procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications, and that it should not be casually attempted…. Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it.”

Thanks Pauly, but this one doesn’t really need a disclaimer, it’s pretty much a no brainer! Now, I’m off to go tape up my feet so I’m able to walk in my heels tonight. Au revoir!

[Asylum]

Ever wonder what some celebrities would look like if they weren’t so rich and famous? Thanks to PlanetHiltron.com, our questions have been answered. Check out more after the break.

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A woman, no let me re-phrase that, a PREGNANT woman was hung in Papua New Guinea after her neighbor died. You know what their reasoning was? She was a sorceress! That explains everything!! Luckily, she was able to free herself, but in the process of struggling, gave birth to a healthy baby girl. Some might say that surviving a hanging and giving birth in the process confirms her witch-….ness? but I say, if someone was trying to kill me and my unborn child, you can count on me surviving that shiz.

[News.com]

I’m going to attempt journalistic professionalism and therefore do not intend to endorse anyone in this article, rather I mean to explore the idea of a woman, any woman, taking the reins on Pennsylvania Ave, but feel free to weigh in with your own political preferences after I’m done. (more…)

I heart tattoo’s. This is a shocking statement coming from someone whose voice sounds like Minnie Mouse and looks like I belong in a cutesy-wootsy dress at all times….but it’s true. I got my first when I was 15, my 2nd when I was 18 and I have waited until the tender age of 23 to get my third…it’s pretty sweet. I was in Cocoa Beach with a friend, and we decided that we needed to get a tattoo…RIGHT THIS SECOND…so we asked our server at Slow and Low BBQ (great fried dill pickles by the way) for the best tattoo place to go to in Cocoa Beach. She said, Endless Summer Tattoo…and thank God she did! (While we were getting ours done, some girl came in crying. She had gone to another place right by Ron Jon Surf Shop, and the guy decided that half way through, he didn’t feel like finishing her tattoo and kicked her out!! We almost went to that place, and I’m so glad we didn’t!!) The guys were really chill and patient, and they made us feel comfortable, which is important when you’re adding something to your body for life.

If you’re ever in Cocoa Beach, FL and decide that you want a tattoo, I highly recommend Endless Summer Tattoo, it was a great experience and now I have a gorgeous new tattoo…and not a half finished one. The guy that did mine was Jason Dorrier, and he didn’t yell at me once for flinching!

[Endless Summer Tattoo]

Perhaps your first question may be, “What is Weddingbook?” in which case I envy you, but nevertheless I will explain. Weddingbook is an extension of Facebook which allows everyone to follow the progress of the average Bridezilla’s wedding planning. Using the site allows you to view the Bride’s [sic] wedding party and their respective profiles, get constant updates on the decision-making process, and keep up on all of the slightest details from the color of the invitations to the size of the reception. There’s even a wedding countdown clock that lets you know, day by day, how close you are to that special moment.

Now, let me just note that for the purposes of this article Weddingbook is a symbol for all similar applications of the modern technological age and you may take this article as an ‘insert-your-(least)favorite-wedding-announcement-innovation’ here sort of deal. So, apart from the obvious obnoxiousness of Weddingbook, why is it becoming a source of debate between girlfriends? (more…)

Super Bowl parties are a thing of the past. This Sunday belongs to Hollywood. Starting at 6:00 P.M. on E! – The Red Carpet Countdown begins. Here’s the skinny on who’s up for the biggies so you can place your bets. (more…)

Well, it took a little effort, but I think I may have been successful in finding the most chick-appreciated topic for my first article. Are you ladies ready for the good news? Joshua Jackson (ahem, in case you’re from Mars, Pacey Witter of “Dawson’s Creek”) is coming to “Grey’s Anatomy.” He will play the new love interest of Cristina! IMDB has him down for two episodes so far, but I’m hoping it’s just the writer’s strike interrupting what will be a long run as the new McGorgeous. Josh has been somewhat lying low creatively since the finale of “Dawson’s” and has become best known as the quiet, doting boyfriend of Troy and National Treasure star Diane Kruger. But all that’s about to change! Get excited girls – the perfect man is coming back to TV. Catch his debut when “Grey’s” returns at 9:00 April 24th on ABC.

[IMDB]

Here is your awwwww moment of the day. A dachshund nursing a piglet back to health whose mom couldn’t take care of him. They call him “Pink” which a mix between Pig and his foster mom’s name “Tink”. I’m going to go cuddle my little dachshund/beagle mix and ask him to adopt a zebra…I bet they’re super cute when they’re little.

The LAPD is getting fed up with the wacky antics of HOllywood mental patients celebrities. The Chief says:

“What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.”

Yes, there are those stars that are stalked by the paps even when they’re trying to lead normal lives, but unfortunately, there are a small handful of attention whores who want that negative attention….and cause problems for everyone else by going about getting it. I say we all ignore the Britney’s, Paris’s and Lindsey’s and send them all some underwear and Antabuse. It’s called environmentally friendly…or social activism or something smart sounding.

[LA Observed]